The United Socialist States of The North Isles is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working population of 1.397 billion North Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.5%.

The North Islesian economy, worth 58.7 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,993 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The North Isles's national animal is the crocodile.

The North Isles is ranked 168,955^th in the world and 108^th in Community for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.